CHEAP SHIT Chardonnay-750 ml bottle (single bottle)
George's business associate Momma Sleep bottles CHEAP SHIT wines and asked George to carry her brand. Momma sas wine can aid in sleep, and in an event it is FUN to share Momma Sleep's CHEAP SHIT wines with your friends. Those friends who like you for you and not because you serve the expensive uppity wines will enjoy drinking this brand with you.
Momma started this FUN-TO-DRINK label to help alcoholic's get blitzed inexpensively and to help ever other wine drinkers have more fun ....people laugh when they sip CHEAP SHIT wine.
CHEAP SHIT is: (1) made in the getto (2) from the cheapest grapes available (3) grapes are crushed by dancing welfare recipient feet ( first bathed and scrubbed 4 times) (4) Aged one week in (sterilized) steel garbage cans (5) bottles in cheap bottles corked with the cheapest corks......but despite this rather unique vinting and aging the wine is super safe and super tasty!
It does not matter if you are a millionaire or a homeless bum.....be a cheap shit and drink CHEAT SHIT Chardonnay! Make sure you always have plenty of this tasty fun-to-drink wine on hand. True friends will enjoy drinking CHEAP SHIT wines with you..
Have some fun today....... buy numerous bottles of CHEAP SHIT CHARDONNAY....they look good on your table and they make great gifts!
AND actually our outstanding Vintner uses traditional methods to make this wine and you are buying GOOD CHEAP SHIT wine not CHEAP CHEAP SHIT wine.